The reason Johnny Manziel got upset on Twitter earlier this week — and why he should stay away from New York — is revealed, after the jump.

Former Cardinals safety Kerry Rhodes claimed he could be the father of Kim Kardashian’s new baby. This should end well.

There are a few subtle differences — notably race, weight, job description and tattoo choices — but Jets coach Rex Ryan and rapper Kanye West are pretty much the same dude nowadays. They both think they’re the best at their respective life positions, and they aren’t afraid to tell us about it.

Bieber’s response to getting yelled at by retired NFL players for speeding is to buy a leopard print car. Seems logical.

Here’s what we can say with some certainty: A lady who goes by the name of @ThaSwagPrincess on Twitter stayed over at Crimson Tide quarterback AJ McCarron’s house this past weekend. She admitted as much to RadarOnline, at least. Photos of her inside, by the way.

Shawne Merriman might have pulled off one of the greatest boot-and-rallies of all time on Sunday night. He was hospitalized with an overdose by 9:30 p.m. and partying with The Game by 1 a.m.

He paid $15,000 for a dog that can be stolen. TRUTH.

And not just any lady: Chandler Lawson, or Miss Tennessee 2012 to you. You know what that means… (Photos after the jump.)

Because there are only 99 good-looking celebrities in the world today, the readers of Maxim magazine were able to find space on their highly regarded list ranking the relative attractiveness of women for Lennay Kekua. You know, that smokin’ hot figment of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo’s and Manti Te’o's collective imagination?