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Hey, look! It’s another episode of nude cell phone pics gone wrong! This time it’s former Playboy model Jenny McCarthy, girlfriend of Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher. Before we get to the details, remember, people: don’t send naked pictures of yourself to other people. Rather, don’t TAKE naked pictures of yourself on your phone.
Anyway, here’s McCarthy with the details (via The San Francisco Chronicle):
“It’s horrific to remember. [McCarthy's son] Evan woke up and said, ‘There’s this weird thing on my gum.’ … So I called the dentist and said, ‘This is insane.’ He said, ‘Take a picture of it and send it to me.’
So I’m taking a picture of it and I’m sending it to the dentist and I sent him a nude on accident (sic)! I swear to God! The dentist is, like, 80 years old. I literally screamed at the top of my lungs.”
If you’re the dentist, you have to reply immediately, right? You’ve lucked into some ogling fodder, but don’t want to seem like a creep. If you don’t respond and wait for the apology message from McCarthy, there’s always the chance that she didn’t realize her error. When she finally does figure it out and you still haven’t said anything, she’ll peg you as that creepy dentist who wants to see her naked (completely true) and she’ll find a new dental caretaker for her son’s teeth. And that would be a grave loss, since you’re missing out on at least ten more years of McCarthy ogling and extra “check-ups” for her son.
Anyway, people should always have clothing on around cell phones. It’s just safer that way.
Update: Jenny McCarthy tweeted to us about this story, letting us know that it happened over a year ago and Brian Urlacher wasn’t her boyfriend at the time.
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