Let’s quickly run down the things Greg Oden is known for: dominant college player, #1 overall draft pick, injury-riddled NBA bust, huge dong. That last one came up in a new interview with Grantland. More, after the jump.

One way to fill a lull in a game while working as a ballgirl — give your phone number to a member of the opposing team. After the jump, the video evidence.

This week on Basketball Wives, it was hard to tell what was scarier in Tahiti — the sharks or Drunk Tami. Recap, after the jump.

Was this the first time ever that Danny Granger and Kyrylo Fesenko were harassed at the club? Both are rich, strong, and tower over most other human beings (Granger is 6’8″, Fesekno is 7’1″). And yet, that didn’t stop an unruly mob of Orlando club-goers from nearly eating them alive. Details after the jump.

Props are due to Jay Cutler. The starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears will walk whatever type of dog he wants, looking like the world is his apartment, and if you don’t like it, too bad. It takes balls to not care this much. The bigger picture, after the jump.

This week on the most dramatic human drama of our time, we learned that Evelyn calls Chad Ochocinco “Poopie.” More startling revelations, after the jump.

AshleyMadison.com is an online dating site for people who want to cheat on their spouses. So, if you had to pick one entity that would offer a million dollars to any woman who sleeps with virginal Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, it would be an entity that is designed to help people ruin their marriages.

Every week, our patently undramatic friend Sarah has bravely agreed to recap Basketball Wives, quite possibly the most dramatic human drama of our time. This week, the Basketball Wives were driven to drink and go nuts. Oh right, that’s every week.

Yesterday, Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of Deion Sanders, was booked on charges of jumping Deion in his room. It was then that she took a mug shot, which may indeed be the nexus of crazy and hot.

Every week, our patently undramatic friend Sarah has bravely agreed to recap Basketball Wives, quite possibly the most dramatic human drama of our time. Things were quiet this week — that is, until a fistfight broke out at a racetrack.