Safe to say, the Lions’ defense does not care too much about making friends around the NFL. Not that they should care about this, mind you – but they take the “not caring about being liked” thing to incredible levels. The latest proof, after the jump.

Had something keeping you away from watching sports? Well, if you did, shame on you, because watching sports is the most important thing in the world. Because we care, though, we’re still going to keep you up to date on what you missed, so you’re not hurt too badly by your gross negligence. After the jump, what to take away from last night in sports. You’re very welcome.

You know all about Aaron Rodgers’ State Farm commercials. You’ve probably seen them all 100 times. And throughout every viewing of each one, you wondered: how do these people apparently have no idea who Aaron Rodgers is? Well, now there’s a new ad out. Your question remains unanswered.

On his weekly radio spot today for ESPN Milwaukee, “The Aaron Rodgers Show,” Aaron Rodgers let the NFL have it. Fed up with replacement refs, especially in light of last night’s non-simulataneous catch/missed pass interference call, Rodgers lit into the NFL and the NFL’s statement concerning last night. There was no begrudging indifference, nothing. Just unadulterated honesty.

With only 1:50 left in the first half and the Green Bay Packers up only 3-0 on the Chicago Bears, the Pack needed a life injection — something really potent and powerful, because this game was just silly. Was the answer settling for a 45-yard field goal? That’s what it looked like, until the punter threw a touchdown.

Redditor americanslang59 gave something unequal parts entertaining and mind-blowingly disturbing today. This anonymous person, whoever they are, lost a bet and consequently had to write erotic fan fiction that featured the Packers’ Aaron Rodgers and the 49ers’ Alex Smith having a close encounter in the Lambeau Field parking lot.

Not too long ago, we showcased the pantheon of the greatest mustaches in sports. Among them were such greats as Rollie Fingers, Goose Gossage, and Andy Reid. But definitely not among them was the Green Bay Packers quarterback, who apparently did not double check his whiskers when he woke up this morning.

NFL kickoff is only 12 days away, meaning you’ll soon be drafting your fantasy football team. Make no mistake: Who you pick to be on your pretend football team will be the most important set of decisions you make this year. We understand you might be new to the fantasy football scene. It’s a growing industry that gains new players every year. And while the rules are simple, it’s difficult to pick up on some of the intricacies of a draft. So here are 10 tips to guide you through your 15 rounds.

Fans don’t like the lack of effort in the Pro Bowl, and neither does Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who sounded less-than-enthusiastic about some of his NFC teammates this past Sunday.