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The Detroit Tigers just extended Miguel Cabrera for an obscene $248 million over eight years. Combine this extension with the two years and $44 million left on his current deal, plus two vesting options for an additional 11th and 12th year at $30 million apiece, and you get a 12-year, $352 million contract.
If Chelsea Handler is to believed, she has done what many a sports blogger and frustrated Yankees fan and regular Red Sox fan has claimed they would do: She talked real, no holds barred shit right to Alex Rodriguez’s face, even when he tried to play nice with her.
And so continues another stunningly distasteful chapter in a saga full of unseemly and disrespectful dealings between A-Rod and the people who used to employ him, defend him and consider him “a brother.”
Pictured above: Yankees infielder Eduardo Nunez with a seemingly innocuous gummy candy. OR IS IT? That’s the question we’ll have to ask ourselves now on, forever.
Back in November, we spliced up some footage of Alex Rodriguez’s trip to the WFAN studios, where sleep-deprived sycophant Mike Francesa pressed his lips ever so gently to the butt of the embattled slugger, giving him a complete pass. Watch as he sleeps through the entire interview.
You have to hand it to Alex Rodriguez: He’s gotta have watermelon-sized balls (new term for this: watermeloins). Who else would appeal a 211-game suspension for taking performance enhancing drugs, and then appeal that appeal in an attempt to keep playing while trying to overturn the decision in court?
Earlier this year, A-Rod flipped a waterfront property in Miami for $15 million. Now he’s at it again. Bottom line: This guy knows how to make money.