How do you say, “that’s going to hurt in the morning,” in French? Video, after the jump.

While professional athletes are supposed to be in peak physical condition, preventing injuries and maximizing performance, we see a lot of bizarre injuries in their community. Some of them (like Tony Parker’s) are not always the fault of the athlete’s. But sometimes, athletes get injured in the downright dumbest, and funniest ways.

Note: Many professional athletes were hurt physically and emotionally in the making of this slideshow.

During Andy Murray’s straight set win over Kei Nishikori in the quarterfinal of the Australian Open, former tennis pro and current ESPN analyst Patrick McEnroe (younger brother of John) wanted to get a closer look at one of Murray’s drop shots. Unfortunately, a ball boy was in the way.

Andy Murray earned a spot in the U.S. Open semifinals today with a hard-fought four-set win over John Isner, 7-5, 6-4, 3-6, 7-6 (2). And while the win means that Murray’s reached at least the semifinals of every major in 2011 – no small feat – he apparently had more on his mind than just the victory during a post-match interview with CBS’ Mary Joe Fernandez.

Most of those following the rioting in London are understandably focused on the damage inflicted on the city. Or perhaps they might be expressing amazement that so many involved don’t really know why they’re rioting. Either way, they’re probably not thinking about sports – but the sports world is affected by the violence all the same.

So, Rupert Murdoch got attacked in the middle of testifying to British Parliament over the phone hacking scandal that recently befell his media empire. You probably saw that and immediately wondered, “What were best-tennis-player-never-to-have-won-a-major and occasional pride of the U.K. Andy Murray’s thoughts on the attack?” Well, you’re in luck, because Murray indeed shared his thoughts – he was rather in disbelief. (We know for sure the tweet was about Murdoch because Murray went on to tweet about Murdoch’s attacker.) The News of the World scandal has officially, fully blanketed British culture.

Apparently, British tennis fans are not above turning Andy Murray’s matches into an opportunity to get wasted.

Andy Murray’s mom has a thing for his next opponent at Wimbledon, Feliciano Lopez. British oddsmakers have taken note.

Andy Murray’s tennis matches are exercises in horrendous body language. The guy always looks unhappy…and now, he has a bit of a reason for that.

This little gesture should cut Andy Murray a little bit of slack from the British tabloid media.