Ed’s real proud of himself for this one, folks. You can tell, because after he makes his little funny about the Chiefs’ new head coach, it takes him a few beats to get his bearings. The sheer thrill of making an Andy Reid fat joke — on SportsCenter, no less — is enough to make one of ESPN’s highest-profile football reporters briefly forget what the hell it was he was talking about in the first place.

When Andy Reid got fired by the Eagles, everyone knew it wouldn’t be long before he had another head coaching job. But to get two jobs at once? That’s impressive.

Crossing Broad originally had this photo of a (clearly dedicated and possibly unhinged) Eagles fan who got “Fire Andy” tattooed on his butt. Photo — and some important, important questions — after the jump.

After the onslaught of firings suffered by NFL coaches on the last day of 2012, at least one of the guys who got the axe is already showing signs of life early in 2013. It took about 36 hours, but just one day after his 14-year run at the helm of the Philadelphia Eagles came to an end, Andy Reid has all but secured the head coaching job for the Arizona Cardinals.

You knew it was coming. A substantial number of the coaches (and executives) involved doubtless knew it was coming, too. That’s right: it’s Black Monday, a.k.a. the day every head coach of every underperforming NFL team gets canned, in hopes that this next hire will be the one that strikes gold, the one who turns into that franchise’s Bill Belichick. That’s almost never what happens, of course, but still most of these teams could use a change. And change, for better or worse, they will get. Here’s which coaches are on the way out.

Yesterday we promised to bring you every Philadelphia Eagles’ firing until the right man is shown the door (Andy Reid). Juan Castillo was the first to go, followed by two Eagles executives. Now it appears the Eagles have crossed into on-field personnel, firing/cutting defensive end Jason Babin.

We are tracking every Philadelphia Eagles firing until Andy Reid gets the axe. The latest is the Chief Marketing Officer, most obviously an Andy Reid fall guy.

The Eagles are falling apart. Still! Andy Reid’s band of athletically gifted and fundamentally unsound misfits are really fun to watch, something we were reminded of on this kick return during last night’s 28-13 loss to the Saints. Video of the best play ever that didn’t count, after the jump.

The cause of death for 29-year-old Garrett Reid has been determined, according to ABC 6 in Philadelphia. Unfortunately, it’s something we saw coming. Details, after the jump.

Last night’s Giants-Eagles game was nearly a picturesque example of Andy Reid ineptitude. With a Lawrence Tynes 54-yard game-winning field goal on the horizon, Reid waited until the last moment to call timeout and ice Tynes.