Seriously, though. What happens when a bear (who kind of looks like Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because of the low-quality video), competes in a bike race with a monkey, at a circus?

Every year, animals predict the Super Bowl. Every year, we tell you about animals predicting the Super Bowl. Because in recent years, this has shifted from cute novelty to outright free-for-all, animal Mark Schlereth’s everywhere. In an effort to condense your animal-centric Super Bowl curiosities, we have compiled a list of the animals who have predicted the Super Bowl winner.

Matt Bryant doesn’t just kick 49-yard, game-winning field goals to send his Atlanta Falcons to the NFC Championship game. He pretends to be the sexual partner of alligators, too.

A baboon ran onto the course at the Nedbank Golf Challenge in South Africa… and ran off with some pilfered food just as quickly. This, of course, was hilarious. See it for yourself after the jump.

“This can’t end well,” you think. A human – armed with only a rake – vs. an alligator? In the gator’s natural habitat? But Kip Henly, the caddie for golfer Brian Gay, came out on top. Video evidence after the jump.

There’s a video that’s been making the rounds over the last few days of a paraglider whose ride was interrupted by a wayward vulture who flies into his parachute. He manages to land safely, but it’s still a crazy sequence…especially if you know what the guy’s saying after the crash. Hint: cursing, and lots of it. Video after the jump.

This is Kili the parrot. Kili is apparently a parrot of many talents (and also loves head scratches and petting – awwww). And it just so happens that the most recent of these talents filmed for our enjoyment is…air hockey. Video proof after the jump.

Watch Tony LaRussa enlighten us on the Busch Stadium squirrel’s love life.

No matter who wins tonight’s NLDS Game 5 between the Phillies and Cardinals, this seems destined to go down as the Series of Squirrels. They ran loose on the field at Busch Stadium in St. Louis two games in a row, and as you’ll see after the jump, even traveling halfway across the country wasn’t enough to keep Family Sciuridae down.