Talk about being a stat monster. Busted three times in one week has got to be some sort of NFL record. Last Sunday, the former Lions receiver was pulled over and slapped with a DUI. Strike one. Then he was caught climbing a fence at the impound lot where his black Mustang was being held. Strike two. Friday, he was caught breaking into a home in San Clemente, CA, and fled on foot. Strike three.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday morning for drunkenly wandering into a neighbor’s house at 9:24 a.m. and “causing a commotion.” That, naturally, led to this mugshot you see on the left.

First it was anything Lane Kiffin, then it was three five-star blue chippers de-committing from USC before National Signing Day, and now it’s redshirt sophomore tight end Junior Pomee sporting bracelets for stealing an iPad, iPad Mini and an iPhone 5.

Detroit Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan made the rounds on the internet on Tuesday for his arrest over the weekend. The details were particularly hilarious, with Sheahan being arrested for having a BAC four times the legal limit and showing the police an ID that was not his own. Oh yeah, and he was wearing a purple teletubby costume (Tinky Winky, for the unenlightened).

Remember that crazy (note: partially hysterical) guy who jumped out of his car, clotheslined a kid on his lawn mover and Tebowed in celebration? Well, he’s no longer a free man thanks to a partial license plate and a witness identifying him in a lineup. JUSTICE FOR ALL.

You’ve probably heard the news by now, that our favorite Hard Knocks character might not be in episode two or three due to a spat with his wife in a car. According to police reports, Johnson and his wife began to argue in their car when the two bopped heads. According to Johnson, the head-to-head collision was accidental. According to his wife, Johnson head-butted her.

Reports came out earlier today that Detroit Lions cornerback Aaron Berry was arrested for three counts of simple assault, but the plot thickened as the victim wrote a firsthand account of the incident over at Phinfever, a Miami Dolphins blog, where he’s a blogger. It’s a pretty crazy story, as a relatively innocuous case of poor driving in a parking lot escalated rather quickly into gun-pointing.

Denver Broncos defensive end Elvis Dumervil signed a six-year, $61.5 million deal following the 2009 season, when he sacked the quarterback 17 times and was a Pro Bowl selection. Well, it looks like he might have to fork over a large portion of that money for pending legal troubles, as Dumervil was arrested Saturday night in Miami on a felony aggravated assault charge.

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested around 2:30 a.m. last night at a nightclub in Houston for resisting arrest, reports the Houston Chronicle. As you may have deduced yourself, “resisting arrest” implies the commission of another crime. Few details about the incident have come out, but here’s what we know as of now, via Pro Football Talk.

Wide receiver Justin Blackmon, the 5th overall pick of the Jacksonville Jaguars in this year’s NFL draft, was arrested for “aggravated DUI” early Sunday morning in Stillwater, Oklahoma, according to the Payne County Jail.