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Think about this the next time you make an illegal U-turn — though, if you’re white, we doubt you’ll experience the same kind of consequences Jawon Johnson suffered for his ill-fated attempt at quickening his commute while home for the holidays.
Talk about being a stat monster. Busted three times in one week has got to be some sort of NFL record. Last Sunday, the former Lions receiver was pulled over and slapped with a DUI. Strike one. Then he was caught climbing a fence at the impound lot where his black Mustang was being held. Strike two. Friday, he was caught breaking into a home in San Clemente, CA, and fled on foot. Strike three.
The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday morning for drunkenly wandering into a neighbor’s house at 9:24 a.m. and “causing a commotion.” That, naturally, led to this mugshot you see on the left.
A Drunk USC Football Player Who Was Passed Out In An Alley Behind A Frat Was Arrested For Stealing A Bunch Of Apple Products
First it was anything Lane Kiffin, then it was three five-star blue chippers de-committing from USC before National Signing Day, and now it’s redshirt sophomore tight end Junior Pomee sporting bracelets for stealing an iPad, iPad Mini and an iPhone 5.
Detroit Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan made the rounds on the internet on Tuesday for his arrest over the weekend. The details were particularly hilarious, with Sheahan being arrested for having a BAC four times the legal limit and showing the police an ID that was not his own. Oh yeah, and he was wearing a purple teletubby costume (Tinky Winky, for the unenlightened).
Remember that crazy (note: partially hysterical) guy who jumped out of his car, clotheslined a kid on his lawn mover and Tebowed in celebration? Well, he’s no longer a free man thanks to a partial license plate and a witness identifying him in a lineup. JUSTICE FOR ALL.
You’ve probably heard the news by now, that our favorite Hard Knocks character might not be in episode two or three due to a spat with his wife in a car. According to police reports, Johnson and his wife began to argue in their car when the two bopped heads. According to Johnson, the head-to-head collision was accidental. According to his wife, Johnson head-butted her.
Report: Detroit Lions CB Aaron Berry Arrested For Being In A Car That Pointed A Gun At A Miami Dolphins Blogger
Reports came out earlier today that Detroit Lions cornerback Aaron Berry was arrested for three counts of simple assault, but the plot thickened as the victim wrote a firsthand account of the incident over at Phinfever, a Miami Dolphins blog, where he’s a blogger. It’s a pretty crazy story, as a relatively innocuous case of poor driving in a parking lot escalated rather quickly into gun-pointing.