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In European soccer, fans throwing bananas onto the field is old, tired, and unoriginal. Players these days are so unimpressed that they’re just eating them.
They’re almost identical. Both artisinally crafted free kicks from roughly the same distance, bent around a wall, off the post and in. But this is America. No ties (except at work or grandpa’s funeral). Watch ‘em both and help us pick which one was better, after the jump.
Barcelona Won La Liga! Here’s Them Celebrating, Drunk, On A Bus. Set To “Hey Ya.” (UPDATE: One Teammate Slapped Another In The Face!)
Barcelona won La Liga! That means they won “the league!” Here’s them, including that one short guy you know, Lionel Messi, drinking a few too many (read: just the right amount!) of alcohols, on a bus. Unquestionably, Outkast is the greatest Spanish band of the 21st century.
Bayern Munich upset Barcelona, 4-0, in a Champions League semifinal first leg on Monday, but mostly what they’re all talking about today is Barcelona’s Jordi Alba throwing the ball into the face of Bayern’s Arjen Robben. Awesome move, or poor form?
Lionel Messi: soccer superstar and megalomaniac real estate hoarder? You be the judge below, in the case of the Spanish Estate That Nobody Wanted.
Leo Messi notched his 85th and 86th goals of the calendar year Sunday in Barcelona’s 2-1 victory over Real Betis, tying and breaking Gerd Muller’s 85-goal single-year record set back in 1972. Here are highlights of that, plus the 84 goals that came before them. Get ready for a 10 minutes well spent.
Joan Laporta served as president of FC Barcelona from 2003-2010, during which time the club saw some of its greatest success (thanks in no small part to this guy). And now, dissatisfied with Barca’s direction, he might be interested in reclaiming that post. While Laporta has some vocal support in his corner, though, it might not be the kind that will actually help him to one day lead Barcelona again – because that support is from a porn star. See it above.