Last night, The Daily Show investigated the story of Joel Bauman, who was stripped of his wrestling eligibility by the NCAA for putting out a rap song on YouTube. Not surprisingly, other hypocrisies were exposed. See it after the jump.

The International Olympic Committee is considering adding 3-on-3 basketball as an Olympic sport in time for the 2016 Games in Rio, which is a fantastic idea. Though the decision won’t be made on the addition until August, it got us thinking: If we could only have three players from each country team up to play a half-court game, who gets the nod?

The NBA says its players will now have a strict 90-second window between player introductions and tip-off. It could render a lot of fan-favorite pregame handshakes and rituals, like LeBron James’ chalk clap, extinct. And it has quite a few basketball players in a huff.

If you’re one of those terrible, awful human beings who waited days on a line to be the first in your local Apple store to get the iPhone 5, avert those consumer whorish eyes of yours. The Knicks’ Iman Shumpert, in all his Kid ‘n Play haircut glory, is about to dribble, jump shoot, and dunk a brand spankin’ new iPhone 5, making us really understand why those Foxconn workers revolted.

Dwight Howard descended on the VMAs Thursday night, making us wonder whether or not it was a real awards show (which it’s not really anyway) or Howard’s Miami Heat-esque coming out party/pep rally. I’d say a little bit of both. Watch after the jump.

Something tells me when Nets brass first planned their move to Brooklyn, banking on the relocation attracting big talent, they had this exact video in mind. How’s Deron Williams adjusting to his new neighborhood, you ask? I’d say he’s doing just fine. Watch for yourself, after the jump.

I loved Space Jam. Absolutely loved it. I was also six-years-old and thought Michael Jordan had a knack for baseball. It was a shitty movie. The low point of several NBA legends. The low point of the Looney Tunes. The low point of sport cinema. So obviously, LeBron James wishes he could make a sequel, starring himself. Read more after the jump.

Tucker Max, the author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, is an asshole. A very honest asshole. He played basketball with the President daily while at the University of Chicago. So who better to give us a scouting report on Obama’s game?

In a basketball game that miraculously didn’t include any crotch shots, the U.S. men made relatively easy work of Australia in their quarterfinal matchup. Kobe Bryant finally decided it would be a good time to start playing basketball and LeBron James made Olympic history, because of course he did. Some other facts about the game, after the jump

Russia edged Brazil 75-74 in Olympic basketball today. Why should you care? Because of this epic, game-winning 3-pointer by Russia with less than five seconds left. And the (uncalled) foul. See it all after the jump.