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It’s in the unwritten rules of the Wrigley Field bleachers. If a husband spills beer on a wife while protecting her from a batted ball, the wife then has the right to intentionally pour her beer on her husband’s head.
According to witnesses (there’s no TV coverage), Tiger Woods hit a ball into someone’s beer cup during the first round of the Masters today. Did this result in day’s best souvenir, or the Heimlich maneuver? Find out after the jump.
This Mariners Fan Caught A Foul Ball In His Beer, And Then He Chugged The Beer. It Was Awesome, But Is He A Bro Or A Hipster?
The NHL is pretty much the sad sack of the four major North American professional sports leagues and this ditty won’t make you think otherwise. We all know from the second lockout in seven years, but how widespread is it really? Players, coaches, teams, fans — they’re all losing out. But the puck doesn’t stop there (get it?). It stops at beer.
Perhaps you’ve heard President Obama is in Chicago tonight, awaiting election results in his (kind of) native Illinois. Here’s another thing about Chicago, besides it being the former home of our president/guy-who-used-to-be-our-president-but-might-not-be-next-January: its citizens like to drink.
What is the legal drinking age in Toronto again? 19, huh? Well, don’t tell that to this kid, who is the smoothest criminal with an alcoholic beverage we’ve seen in awhile. But did he get away with it? Check out the full story after the jump.