Whitney Foster, a senior at a Louisville high school, has arthrogryposis, a rare genetic disorder that renders her unable to user her hands. So how is she a varsity bowler?

Bowler Scott Norton won the second PBA title of his career last November, narrowly defeating Jason Belmonte in the WSOB Chameleon Championship, and the event was shown on ESPN last weekend. As often happens after events like this, Norton was shown kissing his spouse after the win. What was different from the usual scene: Norton is openly gay.

Johnny Manziel, notable person with an attractive girlfriend, plays football. But he’s also tried his hand at other sports, because natural athletic gifts don’t usually limit themselves to a particular game. Thanks to the folks over at Busted Coverage, who uncovered these tweets from Sarah Savage, Manziel’s girlfriend, from over the summer, we know that bowling is one of those sports. Unfortunately.

Though we didn’t see this one ourselves, we really, really hope it’s real. Because softly playing Busta Rhymes’ “I Know What You Want” featuring Mariah Carey while some dude caresses a bowling ball with a towel and Peter Weber (?) wipes the sweat off his forehead is just, well, wonderful. The PBA is on ESPN, everyone.

Prized trade acquisition Andrew Bynum is out indefinitely and has thus far been a non-factor for the Philadelphia 76ers. Though his and the team’s future seems bright, the immediate climate is not so pleasant. Mostly because Bynum is out and about on the town, getting himself injured and contributing absolutely nothing to the 76ers.

I hate to say I told you so, but Andrew Bynum’s inability to stay healthy will be the demise of the Philadelphia 76ers. His right knee was already garbage and likely to keep him out until January. Now, it’s been revealed that Bynum’s left knee is now hurt as a result of going bowling. No, that’s not a joke.

Bill Fong is Michelle Obama’s old high school classmate, a former hairdresser, a former aspiring professional golfer, and the first man to make me think that bowling could be exciting. See why after the jump.

You know, I’m probably a lot like you in that I woke up this morning not thinking I would see anything today that reminded me of the commercial for Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo that aired back when it first came out, but here we are.

Jerry Jones‘ colossal ego monument, Cowboys Stadium, is a grandiose facility. When it first opened, every announcer for every televised game there spent the entire telecast raving about it. The stadium’s already hosted a Super Bowl. The Cotton Bowl was moved out of the actual Cotton Bowl…so it could be held at Cowboys Stadium. In three years, it’ll host the Final Four. Oh, and the Cowboys play there.