Oh, Brad Pitt. I bet you never knew how close you were to getting beaten to death by a young Mike Tyson in the early 90s, did you? Well, maybe not. Because your leading man jawline was apparently enough to make Tyson go “emotionally comatose,” regress from a “hard stallion to a wet noodle,” and lose any and all willingness to fight.

Brad Pitt graces this week’s cover of Sports Illustrated. If are an SI subscriber, you will immediately wonder if you were accidentally sent a copy of Vanity Fair.

Moneyball is a story of exploiting market inefficiencies. It’s a story of an underdog triumphing against the odds…and now, the perfect human form.

It appears that Brad Pitt is a bit of a soccer fan, and he’s now signed up to help bring the World Cup back to America. Pitt announced Wednesday that he accepted an invitation to join several other big names on the official committee that is attempting to secure the United States as the host for the 2018 or 2022 World Cups.