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The rebranding effort in Dallas is underway. In other news, Hannibal Lecter visited AT&T Stadium today to meet with Jerry Jones over some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ready for some surveillance footage of an insane bar fight involving a 300-pound defensive tackle biting through a man’s abdomen? Of course you are.
Now from two angles! Watch her dance like a sassy lady who clearly isn’t intoxicated — while her sons gesture at the camera. The plot thickens.
First rule of fight club: Don’t talk about fight club
Second rule of fight club: You have to be able to stand up to fight