After a first round exit against the star-less walking infirmary that is the Chicago Bulls, the Brooklyn Nets have gone ahead and fired interim coach P.J. Carlesimo. Fire up the Phil Jackson rumor mill, it’s gonna be a long summer on Atlantic Ave.

Three-point specialist Marco Belinelli wants us all to know the secret to his success from behind the arc. Cartoonishly gigantic testicles. Oh. Video after the jump.

Last night’s triple overtime classic at the United Center was a throwback to the 90′s. Not only did the teams combine to score a staggering 276 points, but there was fight where neither player was ejected. And there’s just something about that court in Chicago that screams 1994. Maybe it’s the logo. Either way, I’m surprised they didn’t blast The Spice Girls during timeouts. Video of Nate Rob’s heroics, C.J. Watson’s epic missed dunk, and the two of them fighting at half court after the jump.

Remember @Nets_PR, the official Brooklyn Nets PR Twitter account that gained a measure of internet fame by tweeting out really weird stuff? That was a fun account, right? More sports teams ought to be able to laugh at themselves like that, right? Well, NO MORE LAUGHING.

This was just payback for the time Robin got the better of Brook on a dunk. And it’s particularly cute because they’re both twins and tall and low velocity and unflinching and kind of anti-climatic in their dunking. Sure, Robin throws his hands straight up in the air and tries to block Brook, but Brook is crafty. He’s no power dunker; he’s finesse. So he slides right by Robin, as opposed to over him, because we know that Brook Lopez is not out-jumping anyone. Ever.

Last night was a slow one in the NBA with just eight teams in action, but two of those teams were the Brooklyn Nets and Chicago Bulls. Separated by just a half game in the standings, the two teams entered Saturday in fifth and sixth place in the Eastern Conference. Read on to see if they stood pat or swapped spots.

You ever pay 100 bucks for mediocre seats to watch the Brooklyn Nets at the Barclays Center and have to take a dump because of those $18.50 Red Hook Lobster Pound’s lobster rolls you ate before the game? But you don’t want to go and pay away that precious $20 of value for the 10-minute trip? Now you’re in luck. A new app will let you watch the Nets from the toilet. Or elsewhere, I guess.

As you might have heard, last night, the PR Department for the Brooklyn Nets tweeted a gem last night. But as we soon discovered, that was far from their only top-notch work. More of it after the jump.

The NBA came back after it’s brief All-Star hiatus, and the Big Ten featured a crucial conference matchup that came down to the wire. In case you were (foolishly) doing something else, here’s what you missed.