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Bryce Harper is thrilling fans as the newest rising superstar in the majors. His teammates say he plays with distinctive fire and passion. Yet he is a polite, calm subject here with Scott Engel of RotoExperts.com. Listen as Harper dodges the hype and talks about how his respect for the game and veteran influences steer him to be very focused while the hoopla builds around him.

Bryce Harper is all the rage early in the Fantasy Baseball season, But RotoExperts’ Tim McCullough just doesn’t believe the major hype yet.

Did you go into the 2013 baseball season asking, “Can Bryce Harper build on his rookie season and become an elite player?” Well, that’s a… that’s a c… that’s a concern that appears to be unfounded, based on Harper’s performance today. See why we say that after the jump.

Two days, ago, we learned that Bryce Harper had waltzed his way into a free Chiptole burritos for life card. Turns out he’s a BIG FAT LIAR.

See, what makes this bro-quote particularly bro-y isn’t the generous use of the word “bro”; rather, its absence.

Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is known for having a pretty good sense of humor. There’s no better indication of that than this category from Friday’s episode of Jeopardy!.

You weren’t the only one to read about how pissed Giancarlo Stanton was about being left for dead Tuesday night. Bryce Harper saw it too and tried to recruit. It…didn’t turn out so great. Read on and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Now, on to our morning words of wisdom.

MLB’s individual awards week is underway and to no one’s surprise, Mike Trout took home the AL Rookie of the Year trophy unanimously. That guy = a pretty good baseball player. His National League counterpart was Bryce Harper and frankly, some tweeters think that was a clown choice, bro.

As you might remember, yesterday was Halloween and as long as you don’t live in New Jersey, perhaps you were able to celebrate. So too were some of your favorite athletes. Check out to see their Halloween sentiments, plus a very blessed James Harden. Read on and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.. Now, on to our spooky morning words of wisdom.