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Adam Jones and Tim McCarver would not get along. Can’t all agree on helmets I guess. Read on and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.. Now, our morning words of wisdom.

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Here are your best sports quotes for Tuesday, September 18. Today’s edition is brought to you by the atrocious display by the replacement officials on Monday Night Football. Take it away, angry sportspeople.

Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada are on the outs thanks to an ill-timed headbutt and a box of condoms. But now, it appears, their imminent divorce isn’t so imminent. Johnson, who admittedly stopped playing Call of Duty for her, is not giving up the fight to win back his wife’s affection.

Chad Johnson’s arrest spelled the end of his Dolphins tenure, but it didn’t mean Hard Knocks was finished with him. In the show’s 2012 finale last night, the program followed Johnson as he attempts to work his way back into football – but don’t expect to come away feeling inspired.

Chad Johnson is not on an NFL roster, meaning he himself does not get to play professional football. Chad Johnson is not on an NFL roster, meaning he does not get to play virtual professional football as himself, and he found that out the hard way, tweeting the experience Wednesday afternoon. Read the tweets after the jump.

Chad Johnson has had a downright awful summer. Arrested on domestic battery charges. Cut by the Dolphins (on television, no less). Now, more of the Artist Formerly Known As Ocho’s dirty laundry is being aired on the internet.

Chad Johnson’s not the first athlete to find himself in an ugly divorce. And, because the world of pro sports produces big egos, big paychecks, and sometimes-messy off-the-field relationships, he certainly won’t be the last. Here are 11 of the most controversial sports splits of all time.

When Chad Johnson was cut by the Dolphins following an alleged domestic violence incident with soon-to-be-former wife Evelyn Lozada, there were many reasons to think what we were looking at was a sad situation all around. But there was one reason in particular to think the story might also be compelling from a dramatic point of view: the Dolphins, and by extension, Johnson, being featured on HBO’s Hard Knocks. Last night, the show delivered. See how above.