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Correction from our previous post: The surgery has yet to be confirmed as season ending, though the Bulls seem to be bracing for that as a possibility. Details inside.
Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our definitive guide to the upcoming NBA season. This team-by-team preview details why it’s probably not your favorite team’s year. Today we’ll talk about the Chicago Bulls, whose attempts at winning a Championship will continually be thwarted by LeBron James, in the same manner Jordan stopped the Knicks, Pacers, Hawks, Hornets, and Magic in the 90′s.
I don’t know when this was taken, but it appears to be Chris Bosh occupying an unfortunate place in a jump ball scrum. Presented today by Celtics Life as a photo caption contest.
This may be the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. But why should I be the only one to suffer? Yep, it’s the triumphant return of the Mascot Power Rankings, featuring glorious victory by Benny the Bull, gratuitous Pat Patriot, Pluto-kun fu, and a Brazilian mascot named Senhor Testiculo who spends a disturbing amount of time with children. Onward!
The Chicago Bulls were historically bad at offense last night. Not that we blame them — playing without your starters and placing the scoring onus directly on Nate Robinson’s back is bound to catch up with you at some point — but man, they were bad. As in, “No Bulls team has ever shot worse in the playoffs” kind of bad.
Lil Wayne manages to stay relevant by accusing the most prolific NBA team of kicking him out of their arena, then wines and dines their opponents. Well, it didn’t work because after he hooked the Bulls up with some bottles, they lost the next game by 400.