Too bad they’re not rusty. Just don’t tell his wife.

The Wall Street Journal created a “Bias Index” for all 32 MLB TV announcing crews. Here are the results, with one crew TOWERING above the rest.

Today, we were forced to say goodbye to too-soon departed actor Michael Clarke Duncan, who died this afternoon at 54. The Chicago native was a physical marvel, standing at 6 feet 5 inches and 315 pounds, but because of his mother’s fear of her son sustaining injury, was not permitted to take such talents to the gridiron. So instead, he pursued acting, and I’d say his pursuits were quite successful. Still, he managed to leave an imprint on sport in a very peculiar way, and I’m not talking about his performance in the always under-appreciated Talladega Nights.

No, this is not a replay, but yes, you may be suffering from déjà vu: Mike Trout made another spectacular home run robbing catch this weekend. See the catch – and more reasons he should be an American League MVP favorite – after the jump.

Last night, Kevin Youkilis’ penis may or may not have been caught live on camera. The full, unnecessary breakdown, after the jump.

Josh Hamilton recently stopped using chewing tobacco, apparently at God’s direction. Pedro Gomez tells us it had some adverse effects at the plate during the first week or so, and during his explanation on ESPN, we were treated to some bizarre pregame rituals with Hamilton and his teammates that included them slapping each other in the face.

As you might know, Kevin Youkilis switched Sox recently, heading from the Red Sox – with whom he’d spent his entire major league career – to the White Sox. After the jump, a warning to tread lightly when needling Red Sox fans about the trade.

Sure, it’s intentionally the worst rendition of 7th-inning stretch favorite “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” you’ve ever heard, and our guess is Ron Swanson Nick Offerman could sing this just a tad better if he really tried to, but still: hard to do it any worse than that. See what we mean after the jump.

It’s a tough divide to bridge, the one between Cubs and White Sox fans. They’ve shared the same city for over a century. North Side vs. South Side. You need something they can really bond over. Last night, Conan tried to provide it. Did the show succeed?

The Los Angeles Kings have absolutely dominated the 2012 NHL Playoffs. Check out some other teams that ruled supreme during the postseason.