Oh, you thought a Super Bowl was going to merit Joe Flacco a fat contract from the team for which he won said Super Bowl? Well, other teams are interested, namely: the Cleveland Browns. And because of the salary cap and the NFL’s complicated free agency rules, there is actually a slight chance this will happen.

There’s a fake report floating around that Derek Anderson might rejoin the Cleveland Browns. You might remember that Anderson once said that he doesn’t believe Cleveland deserves a winner, so we’re hoping that he actually does fulfill his own wish by seeking asylum there.

Welcome to your Friday morning fix of “What Happened Last Night?” Plenty to discuss, so… discussion, commence (after the jump).

The Browns have reached historic levels of awfulness. They are starting a DOOK quarterback. The saddest Browns picture — and thus, the saddest picture, period — after the jump.

During the Washington-Cleveland game this past Sunday, Redskins linebacker London Fletcher claims his family, which is from Cleveland, was assaulted by Browns fans while leaving the stadium. Fletcher’s aunt reportedly suffered a heart attack, and now Fletcher is claiming that his 13-year-old cousin was punched in the face.

Just when you thought the Cleveland Browns’ season couldn’t get any worse, their decent rookie running back Trent Richardson sets a new record for rushing touchdowns by a rookie, erasing Cleveland legend Jim Brown from the record books.

The news of the murder-suicide by Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher is not even old and already there is another NFL-related suicide. This time it’s by a Cleveland Browns employee.

THIS IS TRAGIC, FOLKS. A middle-aged Browns fan, on his way to Sunday’s game against the Steelers in a party bus packed with other middle-aged Browns fans, attempted his first beer bong on camera. You should never attempt your first anything on camera. Why? Because you run the risk of ending up like this guy: YouTube Famous for all the wrong reasons, and freezing your ass off in the Dawg Pound. Cleveland won, though, making this fail… [sunglasses]… easier to swallow. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH. [Bro Bible, Sports Crackle Pop]

Last night, it was rumored that Jon Gruden had been offered the head coaching gig at Tennessee. This is about par for the course with everyone’s favorite excitable ESPN announcer: at some point during the season, Gruden’s name is going to come up when you’re talking about high-profile openings. But there was a unique wrinkle to this latest Gruden rumor. More, after the jump.