Some Oklahoma City Thunder fan is selling his car. But this is not a normal car. It has the faces of Thunder players painted all over it, which is kind of stalker-ish and frightening. It’s going for $3,000, if you’re interested.

Is this a classified advertisement for golf clubs, or a rumination on the passage of time and this crazy thing we call life? It’s called “Flaccid golf clubs for sale,” which doesn’t tell you much one way or the other. You be the judge, after the jump.

Don’t worry, we know this isn’t actually Minnesota Timberwolves president of basketball operations David Kahn. But a Craigslist ad for a shooting guard was posted tonight with his name on it, and we thought we’d share it with you.

We’re not sure if this Craigslist ad is a joke. It could be. At certain points, it seems like it has to be. But maybe it isn’t. And whether it is or not, it’s too funny/sad not to talk about.

A man posting on the online marketplace/den of loneliness that is craigslist requested the presence of “a reasonably attractive, relatively promiscuous, 23+ yo woman” at last night’s ALDS Game 4 between the Yankees and Tigers. Further details after the jump.

Are you an attractive female who would you like a pair of Giants preseaon tickets? Are you willing to let a New York City stranger massage and “worship” your feet for one hour? We didn’t think so. Behold, the wonders of Craigslist.

The New York Knicks’ recent surge (eight straight wins, and 13 out of 14) is the best news the franchise has had in some time. Maybe the only thing that could top it: landing Carmelo Anthony from the Denver Nuggets.