Pardon the Interruption broke the ESPN-imposed gag order on discussing Arash Markazi’s controversial “LeBron in Vegas” article today.

Dan Le Batard is very excited about Miami’s free agent signings. Le Batard, who previously compared Dwyane Wade to an anxious housewife awaiting LeBron’s arrival, once again went all “Scoundrel’s Captive” on us when he referenced LeBron’s “royal penis.”

Dan Le Batard, one of the tired media masses charged with nonstop LeBron reporting, is most likely a bit delirious by this point. That would help explain this exchange on SportsCenter this morning.

With a supposed free agent summit taking place (or not) between LeBron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade that could lead to the three teaming up in with the Miami Heat (or not), Pardon The Interruption delved into the NBA free agency issue today with a summit of its own.