- FANTASY FOOTBALL: Week 8 QB Rankings, Starts & Sleepers
- Colin Cowherd Goes Off On Callers Over Kobe Bryant, Lakers: 'They're Done'
- Your Comprehensive Guide To Giants-Royals World Series Intangibles
- Controversy Over: Colt McCoy Will Start For Washington Next Week If RGIII Can't Go
- Browns Offensive Line Using Smarts, Scheme To Pave Way To Solid Start
After wading through the Ray Rice mess, Tony Stewart waiting to see if he’ll be charged, and Blade Runner being found not-guilty, you can actually find sports being played. In particular, the FIBA World Cup is winding down in Spain, with the US beating Lithuania 96-68 in the semis, and now heading to the finals against the winner of Serbia/France. Wait, you haven’t been watching? Well you have two matches left to start.
DeMarcus Cousins Decides Not To Kill Jonas Valanciunas At The Last Second, Still Scares The Crap Out Of Him
DeMarcus Cousins, who has a history of being short-tempered and nearly missed the cut for this team because of supposed maturity issues, showed incredible restraint after being elbowed in the throat by fellow NBA big man Jonas Valanciunas.
Who else misses the NBA?
DeMarcus Cousins doesn’t care about propriety, and he certainly doesn’t care about making jokes regarding Derrick Rose’s bum knees.
We’re not sure why Chris Paul so egregiously flopped during Clippers-Kings last night. DeMarcus Cousins didn’t do anything, the teams have no bad blood, and there’s no distinct advantage to a foul call (which didn’t come anyway). But what we’re left with is a pained look on Chris Paul’s face, a no-call, and something to rival the Chris Bosh timber flop.
At halftime of the Sacramento Kings’ loss to the Utah Jazz, DeMarcus Cousins was ejected for chirping at referee Scott Foster. Only moments earlier with 2:23 left in the first half, Cousins earned his first technical foul of the night for jabbering on about a missed foul call. At halftime, Cousins approached Foster and tried to reason with him, except Foster wasn’t having any of it. The next thing we knew Cousins had been ejected. So what did he say?
DeMarcus Cousins, Who Was Reinstated From Suspension, Will Not Play Tonight Because He’s Still Sort Of Suspended
DeMarcus Cousins did not fly with the Sacramento Kings for tonight’s game in Portland against the Trail Blazers. Coach’s decision, according to the Sacramento Bee, and a strange one at that.
Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our 2012-13 guide to the upcoming NBA season, in which we identify the reasons why your favorite team might have to start looking forward to 2013-2014 — and highlight at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: the Sacramento Kings, where the Maloof Brothers have screwed the pooch.