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Great news: Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford was wired for sound during yesterday’s game, which means we have proof that Stafford called for his team to clock the ball at the goal line — only to leap into the end-zone for the game-winning score.
Even though the Lions ended up losing, there’s always a silver lining when you have an offensive weapon with WR speed that can transform into TE body.
Remember, Lions fans: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, Detroit Lion Dog understands that balance, and respects all the creatures from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. It’s the Circle of Life.
Fresh from the oven for Lions’ fans: hot, piping misfortune, with four different toppings of regret.
Acting like you’ve been there before is not for the Lions in 2013.
Welcome to “Pretty Much Screwed,” our definitive guide to the upcoming NFL season. This team-by-team preview details why your favorite franchise might have to start looking forward to next year — and highlights at least one reason for you to be hopeful. Today: Reggie Bush, the city of Detroit, and the least balanced offense in football.
Reggie Bush has moved to Detroit, where he is expected to become a top target in the passing game. But are fantasy analysts getting a bit too excited over his potential upside with his new team? Scott Engel and Adam Ronis discuss.
Talk about being a stat monster. Busted three times in one week has got to be some sort of NFL record. Last Sunday, the former Lions receiver was pulled over and slapped with a DUI. Strike one. Then he was caught climbing a fence at the impound lot where his black Mustang was being held. Strike two. Friday, he was caught breaking into a home in San Clemente, CA, and fled on foot. Strike three.