Oh, and you thought John David Booty and Ryan Perrilloux had disappeared from your lives forever. Sure, they’re out of football, but that doesn’t mean they can’t give baseball a shot.

Two college football players in the last week applied some of their high school health lessons by helping choking restaurant patrons via the Heimlich. No word if Rivals or Scout intend to include knowledge of basic first aid in the 2012 recruit rankings.

The box for Bengals star Chad Ochocinco’s new cereal features a phone number for the “Feed the Children” charity. There’s one problem, though – well-meaning people who called the number to donate funds were directed to a phone-sex line.