We can’t pretend to have measured Tiger Woods’ blood alcohol content levels, but judging on photographs alone, he looked to be somewhere between “hammered” and “train wreck.”

Is this a baby doing a keg stand at an ASU tailgate? Yes. Yes it is. And now campus police are investigating the matter. Full photo, after the jump.

The Belgian Olympic Committee is no fun. One of their cyclists tries to drown his sorrows, drinks a bit too much and pees himself, and he’s sent home. What a shame.

A few months ago, a video surfaced on Youtube featuring a clearly-intoxicated man eating a napkin without realizing it. We now know who that man is.

New York Jets wide receiver Braylon Edwards was arrested around 5 AM in Manhattan and charged with DWI. Edwards was pulled over for swerving and then went on to blow a heroic 0.16 on the Breathalizer, which is twice the legal limit. In his defense, being part of the Jets offense this year he’s probably not used to driving.

We’ve talked about the Citi Field Arizona immigration protest, and now comes a moment much more neatly captured on video – a possibly drunk man cartoonishly falling down.