Ok, we grinned. There may have even been a few chuckles of praise. But Duke still sucks, a lot. And this will provide us with many jokes.

Peep this important footage from Wednesday’s Duke-UNC lacrosse game wherein Jimmy Bitter of the Tar Heels got hit in the “groin.” This is a very medical injury and an extremely mature subject.

Things happened Friday night. Sports things. Catch up on said things with this edition of What Happened Last Night, featuring wins by the Heat, Lakers, and Maryland over the Bucks, Pacers, and Duke.

March Madness is nearly upon us, so you know there was some good college basketball action last night to help get us ready for the rest of the month. Oh, and history was also made by Bernard Hopkins. No biggie.

Virginia beat Duke in basketball last night, and since Duke was ranked No. 3 in the useless AP rankings, it was labeled an upset. So Virginia fans rushed the court in jubilation, even though they were favorites. It’s understandable, though, because the Hoos don’t beat the Blue Devils often. But Coach K — über-competitive drone that he is — reacted in typical angry, grumpy Coach K fashion. He was mad, bros.

Missed what happened in sports last night? Eh, don’t worry about it. You only missed a huge college basketball upset and one of the ugliest NBA games of the season. Of course Joakim Noah and Kevin Garnett were involved.

Did you hear about that kid in a wheelchair who stormed the court after N.C. State upset Duke over the weekend? He’s fine, don’t worry – which means you can enjoy the first person video he shot of himself flying into the crowd before his wheelchair toppled over.

Duke entered today’s college basketball action undefeated and ranked number 1 overall. Thanks to North Carolina State, that is no longer true. Such a special occasion calls for a special celebration. Luckily, NC State came prepared.

The Browns have reached historic levels of awfulness. They are starting a DOOK quarterback. The saddest Browns picture — and thus, the saddest picture, period — after the jump.

6-8 Jabari Parker, the No. 2 ranked high school basketball player in ESPN’s top 100, committed to on his ESPNU decision special just a moment ago. His choices came down to Michigan State, Duke, Stanford, BYU and Florida. He is one of the most hyped high school basketball players since LeBron James. He was on the cover of Sports Illustrated recently. He attends Simeon Career Academy in Chicago, Illinois.