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You’re picking a guy to represent our country in a basketball tournament. You going John Wall or Kyrie Irving? Of course, you’re picking Wall. But you’re not Coach K.
Jabari Parker Penned A Very Sincere, Well-Intentioned Op-Ed Explaining How And Why He’s Leaving Duke
He’s such a nice kid. See what he said, and what we would’ve said had we been in his shoes, after the jump…
Anthony White Jr. might have outdone Kevin Canevari’s “Nae-Nae” with the ORIGINAL videobomb dance. Beating Duke just makes everyone so damn happy. No one contain themselves. We just want to shout it from the mountaintops! “MERCER UPSETS DUKE IN FIRST ROUND!!!”
Maybe Reggie meant to say “deck” and was thinking “Duke” but ended up saying “dick.” Or maybe the pass was a little too accurate and actually hit White in the dick — which makes that finish even more impressive.
Duke has gone down, and America rejoices. We have video of the ending, as well as some stats that make Coach K look pretty bad.
No, we have no idea why the Cavalier is facing the wrong way on his horse. Or, sorry: that may be a camel. All we know for sure is that during Media Day in Oct., ACC players were asked to attempt to draw their schools’ mascots. The results for the most part were horrifying. Looks like the recession hit our public school art programs the hardest.
Couldn’t have just spun around him, could ya?
Duke’s Track Team Would Make A ‘Trackstreet Boys’ Music Video. We Hate To Admit This, But It’s Not Bad.
Ok, we grinned. There may have even been a few chuckles of praise. But Duke still sucks, a lot. And this will provide us with many jokes.