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Grading The 4 Most Confusing ESPN Fantasy Football Projections For Week 14: Brown, Decker, Jackson, And Smith
Wouldn’t it be funny if we called C.J. Spiller’s breakout performance against the Falcons OH WAIT WE DID. Check out our list of busts and trusts for this week’s action — relative to those of ESPN’s cybernetic projection machine — after the jump.
Sure, most people know the Dodge guy as Will Ferrell in “Ron Burgundy” character and the Papa John’s fella as Peyton Manning, but frankly I’ve seen these guys slinging tons of cars and pizza lately and can’t think of much else.
ESPN 60 Documentary: In Thailand, Children Kick The S*** Out Of Each Other Instead Of, I Dunno, Baseball
“If you don’t watch this video, you’ll never know what it looks like when children ritualistically beat each other’s brains out in front of their Dads.”
– SportsGrid Film Review
Grading The 4 Most Confusing ESPN Fantasy Football Projections Week 13: Ryan, Jackson, Jackson, And Spiller
You know when you’re right about fantasy football projections and you think you’re a God so you go on your roof because you feel like you can fly into the night sky? No? This post was written from a hospital bed is what we’re trying to say…
As you may have heard, Kenny Mayne is now back at the SportsCenter desk, after getting to do pretty much whatever he wanted for five years. But there’s reason to believe he’s not very happy in his new/old position, and is possibly appearing on the air drunk to deal with it.
Grading The 3* Most Confusing ESPN Fantasy Projections Week 12: Ogbonnaya, Holmes, Stacy, *And Eli Manning
Revenge is a dish best served cold. That’s because it loses it’s shape when it’s heated up and gets mealy and starts to smell. Also, everything is better with parmesan cheese, so put that on your revenge, too. We strike back against ESPN’s fantasy football projection machine after the jump…
Grading The 4 Most Confusing ESPN Fantasy Football Projections For Week 11: Thomas, Tate, Brady, And Hilton
You are in a crucial must-win battle for that last playoff spot. ESPN says you’re projected to win by 20, but you know better than to trust those S.O.B.s in Bristol. Here are four players that will defy their projection for Week 11. Guaranteed.
Betcha didn’t know that in 10 seasons you can generate more unique MLB schedules than there are atoms in the universe. (It’d be weird if you did.) Also, betcha didn’t know that every MLB schedule was generated by a couple living in seclusion on Martha’s Vineyard. Here’s how they did it.