At this point it should be obvious that Bob Knight does not give a crap about what you think. He’s not going to wear a suit, he’s not going to say the word “Kentucky,” and he’s certainly not going to be “awake” every single minute he’s on the air. Like a kid in school pretending he wasn’t nodding off in class, Bob Knight quickly recovers and acts like he was just thinking super hard about college basketball. What do you think, America?

According to ESPN, the numbers for last night’s Mega Millions jackpot were Derek Jeter, Brett Favre, Anthony Davis, Brian Wilson, and Herm Edwards. Fittingly, Michael Jordan was the powerball. Were you one of the three winners of the largest jackpot ever? Find out after the jump.

Normally, you’d appreciate the hustle of a player who gives up his body in order to save the possession. But Glen Davis deciding to go after this ball served to confuse and terrify bystanders, and those watching at home could only laugh. At least the guy he took out was a good sport about it. Video after the jump.

One thing that’s been mysteriously lacking from Siri’s arsenal of information — and has no doubt left sports fans feeling unsatisfied up to this point — is her lack of sports knowledge. That may soon change. Find out why, after the jump.

Not to accuse Mark Sanchez of being a liar, but pretty much everything about his reaction to Tebowmania screams “LIAR!” Tim Tebow — who has made an NFL career of dislodging starting quarterbacks — comes onto your turf, looks for property in your neighborhood, holds an unprecedented press conference in which he vows to “expand his role,” and you’re not worried? That, Mr. Sanchez, is just plain silly.

The Lakers’ Steve Blake is certainly smart enough to realize the math doesn’t work here, and dodges Hamed Haddadi on his way to the hoop.

Dwyane Wade already had 2 three-pointers in the 3rd quarter, and got his third in dramatic fashion with a perfect shot from nearly 70 feet on the run to end the quarter.

Who knows how long he kept going during the commercial break?

The Knicks are now 5-0 under coach Mike Woodson, having vanquished the Sixers 82-79 in what can be called either a defensive or offensive struggle. But if you want the Woodson era summed up in one play, watch Amar’e Stoudemire save a sure two points in crunch time. Seeing Amar’e do this is like spotting a bird-of-paradise in it’s habitat. “Wow. So that’s what that looks like.”

That dunk attempt you see by Andre Iguodala is the end of a really ugly sequence of basketball I might expect in the NCAA Tournament…or your average pre-trade deadline Wizards game. Because of the contact, Iguodala ends up drilling it off the glass and backwards about 10 feet.