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A 3-7 record does things to people — terrible things, like make them turn on their quarterback and lambaste him on social media.
A former member of the Oregon football team returned to Autzen Stadium this past weekend to see the Ducks-Bruins game as a spectator for the first time. Can you believe he had numerous interactions with drunken idiots who thought they knew everything about football, and cursed at him when he tried to engage them?
Well, it fades. The letters come off. It starts to feel like a t-shirt and loses that gloss. Looks like a practice pinny. And it definitely loses that red carpet razzmatazz. Watch this news report about the kid you went to elementary school with…
Now remember, son: Football isn’t about whether you win or lose. It’s not even about which teams are playing. It’s not even about the team you’d prefer to root for. It’s about how much I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Fuck Dallas.
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Particular props for the attention to detail. I remember when Garth wore that really low cut top and then Aerosmith came over.
This is like when you’re on an airplane and the flight attendant comes over and says, hey, would you mind moving up to the front of the plane, the flight is only about half full and we need to balance things out a little bit. Really? It matters that much whether a few people are sitting in slightly different spots on a 45-ton metal bird? That’s nuts.
Nashville, Tennessee ended up beating Corpus Christi, Texas, though there are no losers in youth sports. Only fat dads who take the stuff waaaaaay too seriously.