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Drunk Rangers’ Fan Publicly Urinating While People Take Photos Of His Penis Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
I’m going to refrain from commenting on the size of this man’s junk, because it was awfully cold in New York yesterday. I will comment on his brain, however: that shit is tiny. (Note: Full photo is NSFW.)
A 3-7 record does things to people — terrible things, like make them turn on their quarterback and lambaste him on social media.
A former member of the Oregon football team returned to Autzen Stadium this past weekend to see the Ducks-Bruins game as a spectator for the first time. Can you believe he had numerous interactions with drunken idiots who thought they knew everything about football, and cursed at him when he tried to engage them?
Well, it fades. The letters come off. It starts to feel like a t-shirt and loses that gloss. Looks like a practice pinny. And it definitely loses that red carpet razzmatazz. Watch this news report about the kid you went to elementary school with…
Now remember, son: Football isn’t about whether you win or lose. It’s not even about which teams are playing. It’s not even about the team you’d prefer to root for. It’s about how much I hate the Dallas Cowboys. Fuck Dallas.
These Ladies Dressed As Wayne And Garth From ‘Wayne’s World’ Are The Best Thing To Happen To The Cubs All Year
Particular props for the attention to detail. I remember when Garth wore that really low cut top and then Aerosmith came over.