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As anyone might expect from a Monday Night Football matchup from two extremely mediocre NFL teams, the national spotlight has brought us some great entertainment in the form of football that in no way resembles the game that the Denver Broncos played last night.
Every time that it looks like Andre Johnson is getting too old and beat up to make miraculously athletic touchdown catches, he makes a miraculously athletic touchdown catch to prove the haters wrong.
It’s rare to find something truly revolutionary in professional sports these days. Most everything has been tried and tried again to the point that there’s little originality in play-calling these days. Sure, you get the occasional “play dead the fake punt” gem that fails miserably, but it’s that rare successful trick play that eludes us these days.
Strange to think that this kid — who’s clearly way too strong for his own good — plopped himself in a car seat after the game and made his mom put on their “Frozen” DVD so he could sing along during the ride home.
In an absolutely unsuspected and unprecedented turn of events, the appeal of Ray Rice’s suspension for his domestic violence incident will be ruled on by a neutral arbitrator rather than NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
It looks like the three-week retirement of James Harrison will be short-lived, as ESPN’s Adam Schefter reported on Monday night that Harrison is meeting with the Steelers and is expected to sign with the team shortly.
Jay Cutler has been called a douche from time to time during his NFL career, mostly because he’s a douche. He walked into MetLife Stadium for tonight’s Monday Night Football showdown with the New York Jets looking douchier than ever, as evidenced by this tweet from the NFL.
Graham took his protest to the field on Friday during a preseason game against the Titans, snagging two touchdowns in the event and following each with a dunk over the crossbar.
In the latest edition of “Johnny Manziel Did Something Unsurprising And You Shouldn’t Be Surprised” (or alternatively “Why Does Everyone Care About Everything Johnny Manziel Does With His Life”), it has been reported that Mr. Football was late for a meeting.