Sean Hannity got hit by a belt and he turned out fine, right? Right? Ya, if by “fine” you mean angry Sean Hannity. I think Sean’s missing the point here: it’s not about discipline, it’s about anger-physically-manifested-in-child-abuse. Which is real. And terrible. We put together the Top 5 worst coaching abuse videos after the jump.

Authorities say six people sustained minor injuries in chaotic scenes as thousands of fans tried to buy tickets for the inaugural soccer game at the Arena Fonte Nova in northeastern Brazil, one of the venues for next year’s World Cup. Read more at Fox News.

Egyptian lawyers say police have arrested 38 members of a die-hard soccer fan club on charges of belonging to an illegal group, attempting to set fire to a provincial court house and insulting police officers. Read more at Fox News.

Michael Jordan has asked a Georgia court to dismiss a lawsuit filed against him by a woman who says the NBA hall of famer is the father of her 16-year-old son. Read more at Fox News.

The attorney for three NASCAR fans injured last weekend during a race the day before the Daytona 500 says they are exploring a possible lawsuit, but some experts say they could face tough obstacles in winning damages. Read more at Fox News.

Brazilian club Corinthians will play without its fans for the next 60 days because of the death of a 14-year-old boy during its Copa Libertadores match this week. Read more at Fox News.

Oscar Pistorius’ track career was put on hold indefinitely Sunday as his agent canceled all future races so the double-amputee Olympian can focus on defending himself against his murder charge. Read more at Fox News.

Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss reportedly has cancer and is currently surrounded by family and friends at his hospital bedside. Read more at Fox News.

Houston Rockets first-round draft pick Royce White says he’s “fresh, real ready to go” after two workouts with the team’s developmental league affiliate. Read more at Fox News.

The cause of a 34-minute blackout at the Super Bowl remains under investigation, but public records released Monday show that Superdome officials were worried about a power outage several months before the big game. Read more at Fox News.