This is not in poor taste. This is hilarious and you should watch it. All that’s missing is Josh Groban, but Sarah McLachlan does just fine.

About a week ago, A’s pitcher Brandon McCarthy was struck in the head by a line drive, in a most cringe-worthy moment, leaving the crowd at the O.co Coliseum awestruck and silent. While there won’t be any baseball left for him to play in 2012, he is in fact healthy enough to tweet, which he did in hilarious fashion upon returning home earlier today. More after the jump.

Like Rosa Parks, Ronald Reagan and Spiderman before him, Carmelo Anthony has achieved a level of importance that allowed him to be cast in wax by Madame Tussauds in New York. To celebrate this momentous occasion, Carmelo pretended to be his own wax figure and scared the shit out of tourists. Gotcha!

John Axford blew a chance at 50 straight saves when he gave up three runs in the ninth to the Cubs. And maybe it’s that the Brewers came back to win the 13th anyway, but “Ax” was able to keep things in perspective. He left this note for the media after the game. Check out the full letter after the jump.

Dwight Howard has a lot of fun and shows he may have a future in comedy, all at the expense of Cardinals quarterback Derek Anderson.

A photo of an interesting golf trophy.

The question: “Though he did didn’t play organized hoops until the 9th grade, this Spurs Center is a 3-Time NBA Finals MVP.”

Yep…This is what happens when you put on Yolanda Be Cool’s “We No Speak Americano” on in a college baseball team’s locker room. Lots of testosterone with no girls around? DANCE PARTY.