Hell hath no fury like Big Baby Davis without his pregame PB&J sandwich.

So here’s a thing that happened: Orlando Magic center/forward Glen Davis wrote a song called “Big Baby Gon’ Turn It Up”. Ahead is a short, distorted clip of it. There’s not too much we can glean from it, but if we know anything about basketball players who foray into the music industry, it will be questionable. Watch after the jump.

We’re running a new feature called “Cartoon of the Day,” wherein we take a particularly inspired tweet and ask our very own Sean Panzera to draw the first thing that pops into his head. Today: the less tasteful parts of Dwight Howard.

Glen “Big Baby” Davis brought his actual baby to his postgame press conference last night, and she stole the show. Video, after the jump.

Oh, the indignity. The shame. He knows you like food. He knows you want the food. Why must he hold up the food while you’re at the line? It’s not like he’s going to give you any.

Nothing like a perfectly executed pick n’ roll. Oh, and the dunk afterwards –where Noah throws it down and Davis falls off him like so much Big Baby — is pretty good too.

Glen Davis really gave new meaning to his nickname “Big Baby” tonight when he dropped his drawers in an attempt to protest a foul he got called for late in the 3rd quarter against the Spurs. Yeah, real mature, you big baby!

Glen “Big Baby” Davis recently went lobster fishing off the coast of Maine. We’re not exactly sure why, but figure it has something to do with that sports psychologist he’s been seeing.

As a free agent in a league with an uncertain labor situation, the Celtics’ Glen Davis faces an uncertain future. One thing’s for sure, though: he’s gotta be Glen Davis.