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Hell hath no fury like Big Baby Davis without his pregame PB&J sandwich.
So here’s a thing that happened: Orlando Magic center/forward Glen Davis wrote a song called “Big Baby Gon’ Turn It Up”. Ahead is a short, distorted clip of it. There’s not too much we can glean from it, but if we know anything about basketball players who foray into the music industry, it will be questionable. Watch after the jump.
We’re running a new feature called “Cartoon of the Day,” wherein we take a particularly inspired tweet and ask our very own Sean Panzera to draw the first thing that pops into his head. Today: the less tasteful parts of Dwight Howard.
A synopsis of this video is not entirely possible without sounding crazy, but here it goes. Fake Orlando Magic forward Hedo Turkoglu lotions up, heads to the beach, hypnotizes the real Glen Davis with pizza, and they both go dancing through the streets and golf courses of Orlando. You’re welcome.
Glen Davis really gave new meaning to his nickname “Big Baby” tonight when he dropped his drawers in an attempt to protest a foul he got called for late in the 3rd quarter against the Spurs. Yeah, real mature, you big baby!
As a free agent in a league with an uncertain labor situation, the Celtics’ Glen Davis faces an uncertain future. One thing’s for sure, though: he’s gotta be Glen Davis.