Somebody needs to set this to a Ke$ha song, or something.

Take this guy, please. No idea what kind of job he has, but based on his pants and the plastic keycard-looking thing attached to his belt, it probably doesn’t involve putting. Yet he can (ostensibly) still find ways to do his work while getting the rush of sinking a big shot.

Tiger Woods: bad person. Tiger Woods: not a bad person. The debate rages on.

If someone asks you if you’re a God, you say “yes”. Also, if you swing at a golf ball and miss, say it was a really hard practice swing.

Much to the chagrin of Tony Romo’s golf fanbase, the sometime-Cowboys quarterback is reportedly “cutting back” on his golf tournament appearances to focus on his other hobby: Being the very, very highly paid leader of “America’s Team.”

One way to spice up the Zurich Classic: Have a bunch of alligators turn up and walk around the golf course. One of these visitors was missing a leg. It’s like something out of a sci-fi movie, except no one seemed particularly worried about it.

Plowing through an ultra thin field, Pat Mayo (@ThePME) breaks down the competition at the Zurich Classic of New Orleans and delivers his picks to fill out your roster.

Is there anything worse than the post-Masters hangover? It’s intense. It throbs for weeks and even a supersized Gatorade, pound of bacon and some greasy home fries can’t exorcise it.

Arnold Palmer: Living legend. Just maybe not the best dude to kick off live coverage of The Masters, considering how well he did on the first hole of the Par 3 Contest today.