Didn’t watch sports last night? We hope your fancy schmancy dinner with “friends” was lovely. Here’s what you missed:

After some really bad football last weekend, Saturday’s NFL Divisional Playoff games made everything all better. Big plays, big offense, and big drama dominated the day’s matchups of Baltimore-Denver and San Francisco-Green Bay. Let’s see how things shook out.

Welcome to the NFL Playoffs and Wildcard Weekend! The first batch of playoff games were last night, and while the matchups may have been slightly underwhelming, they still happened. Let’s get into it.

Brandon Marshall has never made the playoffs. The Chicago Bears are currently on the brink of securing an NFC Wild Card spot, needing only a victory in Detroit this weekend and a Green Bay win over Minnesota. Both are the favored scenarios, and it seems more than likely that Chicago will make the playoffs. But Brandon Marshall, principled and confused man that he is, will not root for Green Bay.

This photo could be from Minnesota’s Week 13 visit to Green Bay, or it could be from another season. We have no idea. But we do know that Green Bay owns Minnesota as of late, having won the last five matchups. So don’t expect to walk into Lambeau with a girl on your arm and a smile, because Packers fans own you.

Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears have been relishing their rivalry this week, with Jermichael Finley and Lance Briggs exchanging barbs over whether or not the Bears are better with or without Brian Urlacher. Now a little girl is getting in on the action, but don’t let her exterior fool you, she can throw jabs with the rest of them.

Welcome to another edition of “What Happened Last Night?” You know the deal by now. And if you don’t, we’re sure you’ll figure it out. You’re smart. Here goes.