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If we learned anything from George W. Bush on the deck of that aircraft carrier, preemptive celebration is a great way to become the goat. Watch this Lexington HS goal keeper merrily pop up after getting a hand on the ball during a shootout in the South Carolina State Championship against Irmo HS, only to let the ball spin back over the line. Also, Draco Malfoy made a nice save.
Well, that does it for J.R. Smith’s chances of becoming the next Pope. During a trip to Philadelphia in late January, J.R. was direct messaged by a female fan on Twitter. Innocent enough, right? Just a fan reaching out to a potential Sixth Man Of The Year, letting him know she’ll be in attendance. But things escalated quickly. Like, really quickly.
Gabrielle Gary of McCutcheon (Indiana) High, congratulations: you are the coolest kid in school. FOREVER. This save-turned-three was one of 7 long range conversions for Gary, who had a career high 24 points during McCutcheon’s 56-36 win against Lafayette. [Bob's Blitz]
There is no way to sugarcoat this. A High School is currently in its fifth or sixth season of an innovative method of setting women’s rights back centuries: a “Fantasy Slut League.” Mankind is doomed. Details, after the jump.
Today In Fantastic Local News: English Teacher Takes Football Players To Her House For A Good Ol’ Fashioned Beer And Sex Party
Police in Prue, Oklahoma say a 26-year-old English teacher took a group of football players to her house after a scrimmage, supplied them with alcohol, then took one of the boys — whom she had apparently been carrying on a romantic relationship with — into her bathroom so they could have intercourse. That’s three bad life choices in one sentence!
Is “Player Kneeing Defenseless Opponent In The Face” The Dirtiest High School Soccer Play You’ve Ever Seen?
There are many ways to take out frustration during a sporting event. Some do it by yelling at themselves. Some angrily pound their fist into their hand. Most don’t knee opponents in the face while they’re lying on the ground.
Michael Jordan is a wealthy man. His high school basketball coach Pop Herring is not. In fact, Pop isn’t just poor — he’s flat broke and mentally ill. It could be because MJ is still bitter about being cut from varsity his sophomore year, but he hasn’t spoken to or helped his high school coach in 18 years. This made Sports Illustrated’s Thomas Lake very upset. Read about it after the jump.
No matter what your feelings are on Tim Tebow, you have to admit that he’d make a great prom date. He’s good-looking, kind, and seems to get along with everybody. (He might not put out much, but that’s another story). Rachel Bird of Iowa wanted a piece of the Jets (backup?) QB for one night, but couldn’t get a response from Tebow in time. So she took matters into her own hands.
Is this an extreme instance of showboating, even for an All-Star game? Yes. But you cannot deny that the when the full sequence plays out — from the faux shotgun formation, to the oop at the end — that these young hotshots will most likely be the coolest kids in Iowa for awhile.
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Gabe York, a 6’2 high schooler from Orange Lutheran in Los Angeles, became in all likelihood the most popular kid at Orange Lutheran in Los Angeles when he jumped over a guy and completed this insane alley-oop. York is headed to U of Arizona next year.