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P.K. Subban’s On-Ice Video Of Canada Getting Its Gold Medals Is Cool, But Features A Stupid Joke By Stupid Sidney Crosby
If you’re Canadian or a nice human being, enjoy P.K. Subban’s on-ice video of Team Canada receiving its 2014 Sochi Olympic men’s hockey gold medals. It’s cool; it’s like you’re right on the ice with them! If you’re a bitter citizen of the United States, watch the video differently, with a clenched fist and laughing at the stupidity of Sidney Crosby’s attempted joke. “Say something!” “Something.” “Hahahaha.” – The most talented man in Canada. #USA
Celebrate This Triumphant U.S. Hockey Moment By Dropping $8.5 Million On Jeremy Roenick’s Scottsdale Sports Palace
If you’re looking to become the coolest dude in Arizona (not very hard), look no further: American hockey legend Jeremy Roenick wants to give you the ultimate party house. What you have to do is take all the money you’ll ever make in your entire life, go to a casino, put it all on black, win, do that three more times, and it’s yours. U-S-A! U-S-A!
Team USA plays the Czech Republic in the men’s hockey quarterfinals. How can you watch, and who’s gonna win?
When your teammate drops his stick, your job is to no-look flick it up directly into his hands from 15 feet away, while getting back on D, while he’s behind you. Because you’re tight like that. Cowabunga, dude.
The NHL is the only sport that enacts a roster freeze around the holidays. From Dec. 20-27 no moves can be made. The idea is simple; it’s done so the players will know where they are spending Christmas. Does that mean you shouldn’t be making any moves with your Fantasy team? Of course not!