Houston Astros center fielder Jordan Schafer was arrested on Tuesday morning in Tampa, and charged with one count felony possession of marijuana, after cops found nearly 26 grams of weed in his car. They would also find a joint (it wasn’t tough, since Schafer was holding it in his hand) and marijuana peanut butter cups…

Wait.

Oof. Astros outfielder Carlos Lee fouled a Brad Ziegler sinker off of his face last night during a game with the Diamondbacks. As MLB Network’s Harold Reynolds pointed out, Lee was reaching over the plate to get to an outside pitch, leaving his face open for this freakish occurrence. Luckily, he wasn’t seriously hurt, meaning we can deliver you this video of it happening, guilt-free. Hooray!

Meet Stubby Clapp, veteran of 23 major league games in 2001 and currently manager of the short-season A Tri-City ValleyCats, affiliate of the Houston Astros.

Stubby had a case of the MONNNDAYS.

Carlos Zambrano pitched an excellent game for the Chicago Cubs last night – but he was still angry. Very angry.

As a rule, fans who run on the field and interrupt games are attention-starved (and often alcohol-fueled) douchebags…but it doesn’t make this video less amazing.

I messaged Bo on Facebook, asking if he wanted to be interviewed. He said “sure,” gave me his phone number, and after confirming it was him, I gave him a call.

In case you’re just joining us, Bo frightfully avoided a foul ball at an Astros game when he “lost it in the lights.” Unfortunately for his girlfriend, Sara Saco-Vertiz, it hit her on the arm.

A young woman was struck in the arm by a fly ball during last night’s Astros – Braves game. The reason? Her lionhearted boyfriend jumped out of the way of the ball, because he “lost it in the lights.”

With Saturday’s MLB trade deadline coming fast and furious, and sources are saying that Roy Oswalt may be headed to the defending NL champions, Philadelphia Phillies.

At 15-30, the Astros currently sit 10 games in back of a first place tie between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Cincinnati Reds, and are putting up some of the worst stats in baseball. They’re even behind the lowly Pittsburgh Pirates. Now come rumors that homegrown stars Roy Oswalt and Lance Berkman may be heading out of town. Forecasting fear and loathing in Houston.