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The Padres’ Everth Cabrera is so speedy he can turn out the lights and be in bed before it gets dark. So can I — I have the clapper. It is not known what the home lighting situation is with RotoExperts’ Mike Cardano, but he will shed some on fantasy baseball players in today’s rundown.
There’s nothing like going to a ballgame at Minute Maid Park and hearing the friendly, familiar call of the vendor: “Poopcicles! Get your poopcicles here!” Now with 15 percent more poop.
Astros Wives Group Fundraising Gala Canceled Because ‘Astros Wives Group No Longer Has Any Wives In It’
The Astros Wives Group has gone extinct, meaning that the team’s big annual fundraiser for a local women’s group is no more. Controversy ensues.
Did this Astros fan use a hot dog to pantomime his wiener during a game on live TV? You be the judge. The Astros are investigating.
Let’s face it: nothing the Astros do on the field this season is going to compare to the catch that one of their fans pulled off in the stands on Thursday.
This year’s vote for the baseball Hall of Fame, already infamous for not including any players for the first time since 1996, couldn’t get Craig Biggio down. The longtime Astros second baseman appeared on the ballot for the first time in 2013 and led the unfortunate pack with 68.2 percent of the vote. As for the remaining 6.8 percent he needed? Just a matter of doing his homework.
The NFL trade deadline wasn’t the only sports casualty of Hurricane Sandy. This Friday, the Houston Astros were supposed to unveil their new logo, except now it appears that MLB is blaming Hurricane Sandy on the logo leaking to the public on the Astros’ website.