If you’re one of those terrible, awful human beings who waited days on a line to be the first in your local Apple store to get the iPhone 5, avert those consumer whorish eyes of yours. The Knicks’ Iman Shumpert, in all his Kid ‘n Play haircut glory, is about to dribble, jump shoot, and dunk a brand spankin’ new iPhone 5, making us really understand why those Foxconn workers revolted.

Here are your best sports tweets for Wednesday, September 19. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our morning words of wisdom.

Today in ridiculous mini-controversies: Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice is being criticized by Aussie newspapers for tweeting out the photo on the left, in which she appears in a swimsuit. Photo and analysis, after the jump.