So did A.I. find his doughnuts? And who was the urinating mystery woman Santonio Holmes spoke of? Read on to find out and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. Now, onto our morning words of wisdom.

Questions were raised about Jared Sullinger’s back during the NBA Draft. Well, apparently it’s healthy enough to fart. More after the jump.

Andy Katz mixed up Jared Sullinger’s injury with something much more painful sounding. Video after the jump.

The NBA Draft Combine results are in. John Henson can bench (!!!!), Jared Sullinger is slow, and the freaks were set loose. More after the jump.

What the hell is happening at Ohio State? According to some Instagram photos that have been going back and forth, some good old fashioned cross-dressing is what’s happening.

There are many methods one can employ when trying to predict the outcome of a sports game: sabermetrics, computer-generated analytics, betting with Vegas. But sometimes running numbers is just downright unreliable. I have chosen to forego considering quantitative data altogether in favor of a more human interest approach, if you will. Details after the jump.