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Jason Witten
FANTASY UPDATE: Jason Witten Will Play Tonight
HEYO fantasy owners! Jason Witten will play tonight! Put him in your lineup and say a prayer for his spleen.
Jason Witten Wants To Sign A Medical Waiver To Play Tonight, But The Cowboys Won’t Let Him
Cowboys tight end Jason Witten is still recovering from a lacerated spleen, and remains doubtful for tonight’s season opener against the New York Giants. In case you’re wondering, a lacerated spleen is about as serious as it sounds; usually they happen as a result of serious trauma, like from a car accident or, I don’t know, being stabbed. More, after the jump.
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