If you could pick one NBA superstar to have a traditional Kikuyu wedding, it would be Dirk Nowitzki, right? He’s 7-feet tall, so he stands out as it is. But when you throw in the fact that he’s a blonde-haired white guy who also happens to be 7-feet tall, and is also generally pretty awkward, and, by God, you’ve got a recipe for some fantastic wedding photos.

Dirk Nowitzki: NBA Finals MVP. Party animal. Ladies man.

The pride of Würzburg showed up to the ESPYs red carpet tonight with his Swedish girlfriend Jessica Olsson. Although Mediatakeout reported on May 31st that Dirk had proposed to her right before the NBA Finals (which would’ve been a historically terrible move), that report was later refuted by Mavericks team representatives.