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LeBron James and Nzar Mohammed go at it in the 2nd quarter of last night’s 104-94 Heat victory in Chicago. More violence from the NBA Playoffs installment of Friday Night Smackdown after the jump, including Noah vs Birdman and Nate Rob swatting LeBron.
No, he doesn’t feel bad about the Big Mac part. Everybody loves Big Macs. That special sauce is just so damn SPECIAL. What Noah regrets is chucking up a last-second three in an already clinched victory, rubbing defeat in the face of his opponent.
Something Mysterious Happened Between Former Arizona Basketball Player Nic Wise And Joakim Noah’s Girlfriend…We Think
Let’s see if we can break this down in an orderly fashion: Nic Wise, who used to be a point guard for the University of Arizona, posted an Instagram photo on Twitter of a text conversation he was having with a certain young lady…or who he thought was a certain young lady.
Poor Thaddeus Young. He got fooled by the one man they tell you will never fool another on the basketball court. He got shook by the dude whose greatest move is the “chest pass jump shot” plus the “ridiculous finger guns every single time he scores.” He got his ankles broken by the guy who, well, doesn’t break ankles. We’re talking about you, Joakim Noah, and damn if we aren’t impressed.
On January 25th, the Indiana Pacers defeated the Chicago Bulls at the United Center. After beating one of the league’s best teams on their home court, the Pacers players were visibly excited, high-fiving and jumping up and down to the dismay of Derrick Rose and the Bulls. Rose and his teammates wouldn’t forget this indignity, and last night, during garbage time of their 92-72 win over Indiana, they saw their opportunity to return the favor.
MediaTakeOut is one part “making fun of ordinary people whose pictures were sent in by readers,” one part sniffing out celebrity gossip, and one part news and politics, all delivered in the same VERY SHOUTY HOUSE STYLE that CHARACTERIZES the GOSSIP WEBSITE. For your personal enjoyment/edification, we have assembled 25 of the most insane MediaTakeOut sports headlines in existence, which you can see after the jump.