We were already a little skeptical about a movie called “Unitas We Stand,” because, even as movie titles go, it makes no sense and is lame. But apparently we’re not the only ones who aren’t pumped for the Johnny Unitas biopic: a good chunk of the family is outraged that Joe Flacco, Super Bowl champion and not-actor, will take on the role (for just a few scenes, mind you) and they’re letting the world know.

First he wins a Super Bowl. Then he signs a 6-year, $120 million deal. Now he’s playing Johnny Unitas in final scenes of an upcoming biopic, based on the book “Johnny U: The Life and Times of Johnny Unitas” by Tom Callahan. Don’t give him the Oscar just yet, you haven’t heard what it’s called. (Hint: It’s a terrible pun)

Fresh off a legendary postseason performance, a Super Bowl victory in which he won MVP, and signing the richest contract in NFL history, Joe Flacco is feeling pretty confident. How confident? Enough that he is publicly laughing off Ray Lewis’ pregame speeches.

The new highest-paid player in the NFL, and NFL history, is also it’s latest Super Bowl hero. Joe Flacco, this is your life.

Oh, you thought a Super Bowl was going to merit Joe Flacco a fat contract from the team for which he won said Super Bowl? Well, other teams are interested, namely: the Cleveland Browns. And because of the salary cap and the NFL’s complicated free agency rules, there is actually a slight chance this will happen.

The first stop was the Late Show with David Letterman, where Flacco discussed his contract situation, and conceded that half the time he himself doesn’t really get Ray Lewis’s deal. Video, after the jump.

The “Is Joe Flacco Elite?” question actually means something now, because the Super Bowl XLVII MVP needs a new contract. It seems safe to assume he’ll get a fat one. But how much will he get, and how much does he deserve after producing perhaps the greatest quarterback performance for a QB of all-time? An investigation, after the jump.

Really? The Baltimore Ravens won the Super Bowl 34-31, Joe Flacco won the MVP and we wrote a lot of things about it all. From that dubious non-defensive holding call to the old-people-going-nuts Taco Bell commercial, our fingers were pittering and pattering all over our keyboards last night to keep you up to date on the Super Bowl’s goings on. To check out everything you missed from last night, go here.

Joe Flacco may be dull, but he just put in one of the greatest quarterback performances in NFL history. Super Bowl XLVII was not the Harbowl, it was the Flaccobowl. Congratulations, Joe, you deserve this vulgar slip. It was f***ing awesome. Video, after the jump.

Happy, Baltimore Ravens fans? The San Francisco 49ers got the ball first, committed a penalty, and went three-and-out. Then, a solid punt return and a few throws later, Joe Flacco throws a 13-yard pass to Anquan Boldin for the score and the 7-0 lead. As good of a start as the Ravens could ask for in Super Bowl XLVII.

We at SportsGrid don’t care who wins, so keep racking up the points, guys.