Welcome to our fourth installment of “Top 5 Dead Or Alive.” In case you missed our piece last Friday on crazy crowd traditions, we want you to know that this feature is designed specifically to make life hell for our employees. Each week, we’ll ask one of our writers to come up with a definitive list of the five best people, places or things in a particularly subjective category — then, we’ll ask you to tell him who or what is missing from the list. Feel free to be a total dick.

It’s the moment that launched 1,000 memes, one that’s widely considered to be one of the creepiest in sports media history: a visibly drunk Joe Namath, during an ESPN-televised NFL game, leaning in to try to kiss reporter Suzy Kolber. Here’s what she said about that night.

That is all.

[Joe Namath's Twitter account]

One might have thought U.S.A.-Slovenia wouldn’t have the pull of U.S.A.-England, but Slovenian midfielder Andrej Komac has a gift for us – the gift of a prediction that his team will beat the U.S. when the teams meet on Friday. Commence guilt-free jingoism!