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Johnny Manziel

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Hall Of Famer Andre Reed On Manziel: ‘You’re Not Johnny Football. You’re Johnny Rookie Bitch’

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We’re going to let one standout quote steal the thunder of an otherwise outstanding piece in New York Magazine about Jon Bon Jovi’s quest to buy the Buffalo Bills — and Buffalo’s response, which is mainly “Fuck Jon Bon Jovi” — because it’s just that good.


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Johnny Manziel’s Nissan Commercial Converted To A Horror Film Trailer

What if the commercials never stop? What if he’s all ESPN ever talks about for the next 12 years? Have we created a monster?


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NFL Rookies Predict/React To Their Madden 15 Ratings

Rookie ratings rarely deviate from the draft order — which is funny, because so few first rounders actually play up to their potential in real life.


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People Still Love Buying The Jersey Of The Browns’ Backup Quarterback, For Some Reason

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Don’t mind that the Browns’ QB position is probably one of the least secure in all of sports… Johnny Football defies all logic.


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Pranky McPrankerson Nailed For Concocting Johnny Manziel Faux Lawsuit

So it turns out that Johnny Manziel’s penis does not give anyone nightmares. That we know of at least…


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Woman Seeks $25 Million In Damages After Johnny Manziel Allegedly Texted Her Photos Of His ‘Small Penis’

If you’re gonna file a frivolous lawsuit, at least make it funny. Say things like, “Seeing Manziel with his small penis caused me emotional distress.” Accuse him of photographing his penis in a hotdog bun and texting it to you on Christmas. Get creative.


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Here’s Professional Johnny Manziel Playing Football As A Member Of The Cleveland Browns

The 22nd pick in the 2014 NFL Draft looks sharp playing against ghosts in a 15-minute run-through of the Browns offense. Why don’t we just give him the Lombardi Trophy now and get it over with.


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The Cleveland Browns Could Be The Next San Francisco 49ers

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I can’t believe I’m writing this either, but here we go: The Browns are in good shape. They had an excellent 2014 Draft, where they filled several needs and drafted at a position where they were potentially already settled: quarterback.


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Hope Everyone Enjoys Wearing The Jersey Of The Browns’ Backup Quarterback

Yeah Johnny, THIS ISN’T HOLLYWOOD, SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE GONNA START.


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