Dude, really? (Sigh)

It all started, it seems, a few days ago, when [whatever subversive cutting-edge anti-comedian is running the Twitter account of] Jose Canseco made some New Year’s resolutions. Some were normal, perhaps even heartwarming (“spend more time with my daughter,” for example). Others, though, were more ambitious… like running for political office. And wouldn’t you know it – one major North American city just might be looking for a mayor soon.

If you live in the tri-state area, there’s a good chance you wish you hadn’t woken up, still asleep and avoiding the clusterfuck the nor’easter created Wednesday night. Go back to sleep, we won’t be offended. But if you’re not from the tri-state, read on and be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.. Now, our morning words of wisdom.

Here are your best sports tweets for Tuesday, September 25. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. Now, our morning words of wisdom.

The Saint Louis Cardinals squeaked out a 2-1 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers last night, extending their NL Wild Card lead over L.A. to two games. Jose Canseco attended the game, our favorite nonsensical athlete Twitter-er , donning a rather contrite t-shirt.

It appears as if Jose Canseco is going to take some time out of his busy baseball schedule to write a weekly column for Vice. In his inaugural piece, he describes what he would do to an intruder.

You might remember when terrible beer Old Milwaukee made some waves by getting Will Ferrell to star in a series of commercials that aired only in relatively small markets. Well, they’re at it again – this time with Jose Canseco. See what they did after the jump.

It’s a Jose Canseco post, so you know what that means: bona fide craziness.

The web roundup for Tuesday, April 24th, 2012. (Photo via.) Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to tips@sportsgrid.com. After the jump, our starting five.

The Twitter account belonging to former MLB slugger/steroid whistleblower Jose Canseco has long been more than a little nutty, but lately Canseco has ramped up the weirdness more than ever, turning the account into a surrealist realm where Al Gore was dead, a world one could only make sense of by pairing his tweets with adorable dogs and wondering if those tweets are really coming from Canseco at all.

A fascinating world indeed: and then today, it all disappeared.