Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Bynum tossed the laziest inbounds pass you might ever see, resulting in a Kevin Durant buzzer-beater. Yeah, Kobe Bryant didn’t seem too thrilled about that one.

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Even the most casual NBA fan may not be familiar with Celtics second-year point guard Avery Bradley. Really, why should they? He plays behind Rajon Rondo, one of the league’s premiere point guards, and only gets about 16 minutes of action nightly. However, with Rondo suspended for two games, Bradley is getting a chance to show off his skill.

With 12 seconds remaining in a two point game, the Oklahoma City Thunder in-bounded the ball to Kevin Durant (natch) in an attempt to tie the game. Durant’s goal was simple, drive past LaMarcus Aldridge and score. He did, but only because Aldridge was called for goaltending, and it really only takes one look at the review to see that’s the wrong call.

While the rest of the world was ecstatic about Blake Griffin‘s dunk over Kendrick Perkins from Monday night, there was one person who was less than impressed by Griffin’s prowess.

Per Yahoo’s Adrian Wojnarowski: Russell Westbrook has signed a five-year, $80 million contract extension with the Oklahoma City Thunder. All of those rumors of discord between Westbrook and fellow super-duper-star Kevin Durant? Apparently overblown. Otherwise, OKC just paid $80 million for five years of locker room turmoil. [Yahoo]

Here’s your chance, sports fans, to star alongside NBA superstar Kevin Durant in his forthcoming feature film debut. Yes, the casting directors for the film, “Thunderstruck,” are still looking to fill a few roles.

Remember when Kevin Durant played flag football with those college bros and everyone was all, “Man, Kevin Durant, what a guy, right?” Well, tonight he’s playing flag football again…against LeBron. See it after the jump.

Drake’s a pretty popular guy right now, but not with everyone. And in talking about his haters, the hip hop/R&B star broke out an NBA analogy that might have worked…except he got it totally backwards.

Locked-out NBA superstar Kevin Durant was bored last night, so he asked his Twitter followers if anyone was playing flag football. One of them was.